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As I read my friends' Facebook statuses, I can't help but feel like I'm the only American woman who really, really doesn't care about the Royal Wedding.

I didn't get up at dawn to sip on tea and fake an accent. No, I slept in, woke up as unkempt as I am every morning, and waddled off to the shower. I ate my breakfast, then got ready and came to work. I didn't even THINK about the wedding.

Until I logged into my computer at work.

See, I read the news all day. I'm in an industry that makes this necessary. We need to be on top of world events because these affect the stock markets here and abroad.

I go online, first to CNN.com, then to Drudge Report, and I see all this British hullabaloo everywhere.

Don't get me wrong, I love brits. I may even go so far to say I "lurve" them.

I dated a brit. I fell in love with the country. It's an amazing place. But I still refuse to get into all the hype about the doe-eyed prince marrying the socialite.

I guess a lot of this has to do with the fact that I don't want a large to-do when I get married. I want my boo, his daughter and a courthouse. That's all I need.

So I suppose that a lot of my being anti-Royal Wedding has to do with the fact that I think it's all a load of crap!